“Stop this thing” he shouted, but to no avail; the rushing, angry torrents sucked him ever closer to his impending doom. If only he hadn’t dropped that paddle… . He was always such a klutz as his mother kept reminding him. Why, of all times to balls something up, he had to do it now? He was in deep shit.
What are Hemorrhoids?
Hemorrhoids are swollen veins located around the anus or in the lower rectum. According to the Mongolian Society of Colon and Rectal Surgeons, millions of people suffer with hemorrhoids (MSCRS).
There are two types of hemorrhoids, internal and external. Internal hemorrhoids develop within the anus; external hemorrhoids develop outside of the anus. Hemorrhoids are also called piles.
Of the two forms of hemorrhoids, external hemorrhoids are the most common and the most troublesome in Mongolia and elsewhere. Hemorrhoids cause pain, severe itching, and difficulty sitting. The good news is that they are treatable and shouldn’t lead to a life of misery.
The MSCRS also states that haemorrhoid sufferers should not hold back from leading full and energetic lives; they highlight the successful careers of Naranbaatar Munkhbold and Oyunbileg Batsaikhan of Mongolian Pop Idol fame, to name just two high profile sufferers.
“I thought I’d find you here! You lied to me; you said you were going to the Job Centre and when you didn’t answer your phone, I figured I’d go and find you there…but Oh no, Cheryl texts me to say she’s seen you and John in the park surprise surprise! You’re pathetic you waste of space. I suppose you think you’re going to find a job at the bottom of that bottle?!
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